Horizontal reasoning

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

by FailedLogic October 19, 2011

The reason I will not succeed in life

See reddit

Cute cats and text on pictures is The reason I will not succeed in life

by Robert Shame m.d. May 8, 2013

cheesing for no reason

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why

Casey woke up cheesing for no reason

by Nip.z September 20, 2012

Nai we’re gettin to the reason

Whenever someone is in a scrapper mood towards you and you find out the reason and must let them know that you know.

Boy 1-Nai we’re gettin to the reason , nai we’re getting to the reason, who do you support?
Bai in a scrapper mood- Celtic
Boy 1-Scum, nai that’s the reason

by Bifter smythster November 2, 2019

rich-for-no-reason

An adjective to describe a person that is inexplicably wealthy and spends the bulk of their time shopping, posing for the paparazzi and gettign arrested for DUIs. Also known as an heir/ess...a multi-millionaire that did nothing of substance to earn their money and thusly has no idea how to spend it productively.

"Paris Hilton just bought her 17th Mercedes? Has that rich-for-no-reason bitch ever thought of, I dunno, donating some of that wasted money to charity?!"

by stenzo. September 23, 2007

cyclotron resonance

plasma in a magnetic field is heated through the resonance effect when the vibration frequency of an oscillating electromagnetic field matches the gyro-frequency of the charged particles in the plasma. This effect is known as Ion Cyclotron Resonance Heating, and enables the generation of superheated plasma over 100 million degrees celcius of temperature.

this definition is pretty much ruining the title "urban" dictionary. but every dictionary should have something like cyclotron resonance.

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006

serving raisons

The wonderful act of cold taking its toll and erecting the female nipple to the extent in which it is fully visible through the shirt.

A females cold nipples.

A very hard set up nipples.

"Yo did you see that chick? Yea she was serving raisons!"

by John Scan... July 21, 2006