Awksidation Reduction

Any process by which steps are taken to mitigate the awkwardness of a situation.

Sulty: "That was mad awks; they think I'm conservative but they saw me giving my hot manager a ride to the train."
Cool Guy: "Instead of ignoring them and making it more awks, you could have tried an Awksidation Reduction and explained that she was your manager."
Sulty: "You're right. Now they think I'm really liberal."

by hashash007 August 22, 2009

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

reaux-chambeaux

An ancient game of Gallic origin, typically involving two male participants alternately kicking each other in the scrotum. Traditionally, the kicking order is determined by the toss of a coin (or dwarf). The game ends when one player is rendered unable to continue... usually the player who lost the coin (or dwarf) toss. Some historians now believe this is how Julius Caesar actually died.

Damn, there's only one bearclaw left... I'll reaux-chambeaux you for it!

by S4BIO December 19, 2010

Department of Redundancy Department

A phrase, statement, or otherwise form of communication that is Redundant, repeated to the point of annoying, or rephrased as to where it means the same thing..

My boss just got back from the Department of Redundancy Department, hes telling me of all his exploits and my wrong doings.

by Sovereign Story January 12, 2008

Redumbnent

Redundant + Dumb. Whatever which can create idea of being in that status. A word made up by Charlie Harper in Two and Half Men.

Jake Harper: It's, what to you call it,
redumbnent.

Charlie: Redumbnent?

Jake: Yeah. You got her a present
and you got her a birthday card. You're obviously
thinking of her.

by mahHD May 25, 2010

IQ reducer

Baseball cap, worn sideways or backwards. Instantly giving the impression of the wearer being even less intelligent than they might look if they weren't wearing it. Often in Burberry check pattern.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple

Gert: Tosser

by bushwacka1973 June 21, 2011

redundavator

The person(s)who pushes an elevator button that has already been pushed.

Here comes the redundavator, I bet he pushes the up button again.

by e-bg July 9, 2007