Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
A red light challenge is when you are stopped at a red light with a passenger in the front seat and you see how far you can go in hooking up before the light changes. Bonus points if you are not in a relationship with the person.
by haterpig April 12, 2011
When you're going from Point A to Point B and you seem to be running into every red light possible. You try to speed up, but it's no use.
by YourWorstNightmare6 March 13, 2011
When riding in a cab and it seems like the driver is purposefully stopping at all the red lights and slowing down at green lights on the way to your destination.
by monkeyboyep July 15, 2009
by berty June 04, 2003
Retarded Tourist: okay dude, so first we're gonna visit Anne Frank's house, then we head to the Van Gogh museum...
Smart Tourist: wtf dawg, lets just go straight to the Red Light District ! Imma smoke a joint there and fuck sum hos while your havin fun at yo' "museums"
Smart Tourist: wtf dawg, lets just go straight to the Red Light District ! Imma smoke a joint there and fuck sum hos while your havin fun at yo' "museums"
by lukas84 October 28, 2008
A term used when a girl of non african decent, usually white, dates a person of african decent. Meaning that she "has gone to the dark side" thus uses a red light saber like in Star Wars. In other words a black mans penis.
by Brandon16 May 30, 2008