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Recollections may vary

Meghan: I have been subject to racial and other abuse.

Queen Elizabeth II: Recollections may vary.
by RetSet March 10, 2021
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retallipoke

On Facebook, the retaliatory poking that ensues when one attempts to return the pokes one has already received.
I've got 74 pokes I'm trying to clear out, but as fast as I'm poking I still can't keep up - I'm getting retallipoked!
by evilrubberducky April 23, 2011
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Remcall

Calling a friend after a big party to find out what happened last night, cuz you aint remember shit.
The usual remcall questions are:

- Are you still drunk?
- How did we get home?
- Who was that girl?
- With who I was fighting with?
- Where am I?
- Where were we?
- Would you come over and bring me a pizza a beer and some ice please?
by Father Tucker May 31, 2009
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Recalculating

A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."

A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.

Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.

Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
by spokaman November 16, 2010
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Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?

When it Sunday
Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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It really be like that sometimes

When something unfortunate that’s out of your control happens to you or someone else.
Guy 1: My girl cheated on me with a Spanish nigga bro.

Guy 2: It really be like that sometimes.
by Keykonday May 24, 2018
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???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
by fffffffffff December 24, 2007
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