Ass ream anally in the anal ass

A process whereby one viciously reams his cock or bottle of coke anally into another person's anal ass. See Omniverse.

Wow, he sure got ass reamed anally in the anal ass... anally!

by Katsudo July 1, 2003

La Ream

An individual who can talk for hours on end...specifically about their child. Someone who requires an e-mail or quick phone call in order to relieve harassment.

I was trying to do some work at my desk and a "La Ream" confronted me...taking 2.5 hours from my life.

by Joe Schmoey March 26, 2008

Ream-n- blow

When a guy ( usually lying on his back ) receives a blow job and has his ass reamed by a girl at the same time . The reamer has to use at least three fingers for it to qualify as a true ream-n-blow .

After a night of drinking we ended up in the sack and she gave me a long, hard ,deep ,wet , ream-n- blow !!!

by Ream-n-blow May 16, 2018

morgan reams

he loves u and cares about u look out your window I am stalking your mother

Man, Morgan Reams is such a boss ass bitch

by Nimbu May 23, 2016

Ream

To “Ream” someone out, is to give them a scolding.

When they get home he is going to ream her

by Cutiekiwi666 December 16, 2020

Ream

the absolute pinnacle of human evolution ream would be the ultimate human there is no one more perfect than ream, ream is a god among gods he is the ultimate being

“i am the ultimate human i am ream”

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Ream

A slang word in existence since around 2013 used to describe the act of 'ripping someone a new one' or giving them a 'jolly good scolding'. All in all, it's meant in good fun. Mastery of the word can be achieved with regular use, although it's utilization has tended to evolve over time.

Further sub-definitions can be added for different situations. Eg. Family reaming, pre-reaming, literary reaming, full metal reaming, gentle reaming and so forth.

"Oh my God, Jessica. Did you hear what Felipe said about you yesterday? You need to give him a solid reaming!"

"Seriously, I can't believe your work place is pulling that passive aggressive bullshit on you. Go and ream them, hon."

Becky: Did they just ...? I can't believe the stupidity of these people!
Jessica: Right?! A group of adults behaving like children. I can't even ... my brain hurts.
Becky: Just ream them. Ream them all.

by reamqueen May 2, 2021