realmatt

Realmatt is a YouTuber who is making *clickbait* content for money only cuz he broke (VERY SAD)

RealMatt forgot to stop recording... (VERY SAD)

by RandomDoesYT_64 May 10, 2020

Foreskin Reattachment

When the foreskin of the male genitalia is reattached either using glue or with string. This is done in many countries as tradition. This ritual can also be religious in some parts of the world

“Did you know that Arison is having a Foreskin Reattachment and we are all invited?”

by Bigoimain29 April 9, 2019

Reatard

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009

realeasing the hostages

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

In all realty

Phrase used to describe something the way that it is. Some may use the term "reality" instead, but this phrase describes things the real way that they should have been done.

"In all realty, we should have just gone to the pub."

by angel8 May 1, 2006

realitard

A reality TV personality who has become inexplicably famous from acting like an idiot on film. Similar to a celebutard but realitards should not be considered celebrities.

Any Kardashians is a realitard. Anyone on TruTV, a hoarder, or someone with more than 10 kids and a TV show is a realitard.

by SJBTexas January 6, 2012

realtorbation

The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.

Hey dude check out this real estate listing:

MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.

Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...

by JohnBrandon June 28, 2010