Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
by JormanThoad March 2, 2017
Get the go read a book about india mug.In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
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by the-dwarfer July 11, 2016
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Basically the same as “In your face!”
Basically the same as “In your face!”
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Reading how a person types and comparing it to how someone else types, which could help add suspicion that those two are actually the same person. This tactic is defined and also used in the game "Town of Salem", where people read the way a Death Note is typed compared to how town members type, which can help add suspicion on to them as the murderer.
Reading how a person types and comparing it to how someone else types, which could help add suspicion that those two are actually the same person. This tactic is defined and also used in the game "Town of Salem", where people read the way a Death Note is typed compared to how town members type, which can help add suspicion on to them as the murderer.
A town member on a game of Town of Salem had the same perfect grammar as was featured in some Death Notes. Turns out my scum reading worked; they were the Mafioso!
by BATMN every day December 11, 2018
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Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!
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"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."
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