Rasmus

Small penis

Wow, Rasmus has a small penis!
He also cries during sex.

by topgunn February 25, 2020

Rasmus

A sexy person, that everyone loves.

I love Rasmus

by Hejsknfkhwkhgliyfgouhgeljhd February 25, 2020

Raynus

A bloke called Ray who is an anus

Go fuck your own ass raynus raymondo

by NU77A April 18, 2020

rasmussen

the fable creature that picks up pennies, asks for dimes and always buys bohemian beer becasue it is 50 cents less than canadian, this species consists of hot females and skinny gay soccer playing males.

rasmussen played dance dance revolution
for 58 cents

yo rasmussen r u going out, no im playing soccer 2morrow

by hotssisa October 13, 2006

rasmus

Bad. Just purely bad. You know how bad The Rasmus are, well that's how bad this word is. Not bad in a good way, bad in a baaaaaaaaaaaad way. Used to describe bad situations and feelings and other bad things. The Rasmus can be shortened to Ras.

After a mashed night out, I woke up and said "Man, I feel the Rasmus."

"That film was so bad."
"Yeah I know, it's the Rasmus."

"You can't cook at all, your chickens the Rasmus."

"You look proper Ras."

by Ellievation November 26, 2006

Rasmus

Simp.

Rasmus är en Simp

by Yeetmil July 4, 2020

Raysus

Pussy that talks hella shit

"Fuck Raysus all my homies hate Raysus"

by Kipp the Raysus hater June 2, 2020