Rattlesnake Hammock

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."

by Ghost_anon June 2, 2022

Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025

Rattlesnake

When you beat your meat with bracelets on your wrist.

Specifically bracelets that make a loud rattling sound when you shake your wrist.

Almost forgot to take my bracelets off so I don't rattlesnake.

by beyonce the skeleton May 14, 2023

Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake

(Must have jagged or uncut nails) When the male grabs the females ass cheeks during intercourse and inserts his nails into her ass crack, spreads it open and shakes it viciously.

B: "How's your wife, dude?"

A: "My girlfriend didnt make dinner last night, so I gave her a Oklahoma Rim Rattlesnake, she hates me and now we're getting a divorce."

B: "Oh shit."

by Oklahoma hater 9821 August 17, 2025

Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

Rattlesnake

A "really weird" term for a long piece of feces.

George: I just had to take the longest dump ever.

Norman: How long?

George: It was a Rattlesnake.

Maya: Ew, guys, gross.

by Angelina Stewart February 4, 2023

The Toledo Rattlesnake

While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.

I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009