coctopus ratio

When at a social gathering, it refers to the ratio of men to women.

Brian: Did you see all of those fine ass hoes in there?
Mike: Yeah the coctopus ratio was like one to two.

by Rosegger January 17, 2008

Girl Guy Ratio

The Girl Guy Ratio is the ratio of Girls to Guys at a party. Often it is shortened to GGR

"Man the Girl Guy Ratio here is terrible, its a total sausage fest"

by degoodz January 24, 2010

Wave to babe ratio

A mathematical ratio based the size of the waves in the ocean compared to the attractiveness and the amount of women on the beach. Highly depending on quantity and quality

John: look at the beach! The wave to babe ratio is off the fucking charts. Surf looks like it’s 6 feet and barreling and the women on the beach are as sexy as super models.

Matt: We are so fucking out there brah! Hopefully we can pull into some barrels in the water and then drink some beers and getting more barreled on the land!

by TheFuckingMailman69 March 10, 2023

Ratio

An annoying term that originates on the toxic waste dump of a site known as Twitter, where a person would reply or retweet an image or video on something they believe is bad, and supposedly, their post is supposed to get more likes, retweets, and/or comments than the post they are replying to or retweeting, hence the name "ratio".

"imma ratio this bitch to prove everyone likes this more than them"

by That2000'sKid October 16, 2020

Ratdonkey

A really sexy animal. Half rat half donkey. Usually very sassy. Beware of the ratdonkey

Wow what a sexy ratdonkey!

by Raggidydoo October 16, 2016

Olson Ratio

The Olson Ratio is a mathematical approach at valuing a woman's hotness. In its most basic form, the ratio is calculated by taking how hot the woman thinks she is by how hot she actually is. (How hot she think she is / how hot she really is) Therefore, any value above 1 means that the girl overvalues her hotness and therefore undesirable. Anything below 1, show that there is value in the woman.

Ashley thinks she is a 9 when she really is a 6. Her Olson Ratio is 1.5

by whartonbrosinbusiness August 13, 2012

pussy to text ratio

This is a ratio applied to certain bros that have a very significant texting relationship with a certain chick. A low pussy to text ratio would imply that this bro is not getting the amount of pussy that he deserves based on the amount of meaningless text conversations he has with said chick.

Pussy to text ratio = amount of pussy / amount of mind-numbing texts

Sean: Dude, what the hell. You've been textin that chick like its your job. How have you not shown her your snake yet?

Jake: I don't wanna talk about it man.

Sean: Your pussy to text ratio is lower than my grandpa's balls, and those balls are very low.

by chelseafc October 1, 2010