Rapture-edge

The term used to describe bigoted people who claim that God is coming back to take the rainbow and punish members of the LGTBQIA community.

Evangelical Conservative Christians Rapture-edge their bigoted followers into believing hateful and vile things about God and members of the LGTBQIA community.

by LoveNoth8te2024 June 5, 2024

Raptured

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.

Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!

by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011

rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022

Hood Rapture

A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited

Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.

But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences

Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture

Sam: why you say that

Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately

by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022

premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

by jimivox June 16, 2011

rapture

To rapture is to take off your clothes and leave a trail of them as soon as you walk into your home that leaves the appearance of a person having been raptured (carried off to heaven) leaving only their clothes behind - CG

I can tell when my kids are home because they just immediately rapture and leave a trail for me to follow.

by MrPractical October 14, 2025