Rapture

Latest song and one of best tunes Declan McKenna has released.

Rapture in my head. I keep looking up like I'm already dead.

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Rapture-edge

The term used to describe bigoted people who claim that God is coming back to take the rainbow and punish members of the LGTBQIA community.

Evangelical Conservative Christians Rapture-edge their bigoted followers into believing hateful and vile things about God and members of the LGTBQIA community.

by LoveNoth8te2024 June 5, 2024

rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉

wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again

by Poundkey March 1, 2019

Rapturing

When you nail your partner to a cross at a higher level than which you stand upon. Then, ejaculate upward into the air, onto them.

Sarah waiting patiently for Allen to finish rapturing her.

by Laya-Franca Daniels September 28, 2025

Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.

Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.

by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021

premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

by jimivox June 16, 2011

Anal-Rapture

Form of punishment for employees who don’t follow instructions.

Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.

by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022