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Raptures

"Bro you are like Raptures, cause you are hot as fuck"
by LilKorzini May 21, 2022
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premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox June 16, 2011
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rapture

To rapture is to take off your clothes and leave a trail of them as soon as you walk into your home that leaves the appearance of a person having been raptured (carried off to heaven) leaving only their clothes behind - CG
I can tell when my kids are home because they just immediately rapture and leave a trail for me to follow.
by MrPractical October 14, 2025
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Hood Rapture

A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited

Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.

But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture

Sam: why you say that

Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022
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Rapturing

1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.

2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.
Rapturing ex:

1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.

2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.
by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021
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Rapturing

When you nail your partner to a cross at a higher level than which you stand upon. Then, ejaculate upward into the air, onto them.
Sarah waiting patiently for Allen to finish rapturing her.
by Laya-Franca Daniels September 28, 2025
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Rapture prepper

A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.
That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!
by King Yamayama August 19, 2025
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