a rant where only asian males go on very long rants using big words such as Psychotomimetic. ...
Trichotillomania. ...
Omphaloskepsis. ...
Myrmecophilous. ...
Xenotransplantation. ...
Embourgeoisement.
to make themselves seem intelligent and more mature.
Trichotillomania. ...
Omphaloskepsis. ...
Myrmecophilous. ...
Xenotransplantation. ...
Embourgeoisement.
to make themselves seem intelligent and more mature.
Hugo rant is
give me a xenon bow faggot
charles hugo beaver
why would i give you a xemon bow when you are calling me by the f slur
why the fuck do you need it you literally have the schematic
other
"the f slur" 🤓
charles hugo beaver
shut the fuck up
im trying to get into college without kids screenshotting the things i say
now if you had asked nicely, you would've gotten a xenon bow by now
but instead you displayed vicious hostility
therefore
your xenon bow is void
🤓
give me a xenon bow faggot
charles hugo beaver
why would i give you a xemon bow when you are calling me by the f slur
why the fuck do you need it you literally have the schematic
other
"the f slur" 🤓
charles hugo beaver
shut the fuck up
im trying to get into college without kids screenshotting the things i say
now if you had asked nicely, you would've gotten a xenon bow by now
but instead you displayed vicious hostility
therefore
your xenon bow is void
🤓
by The only anonymouse who is ok July 22, 2023

Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.
Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
by Brisco County June 12, 2009

by shayan it worker May 6, 2019

An emotional, self-righteous diatribe against something, usually without much of a factual foundation. Named after Molly Wood of CNET's Buzz Report and Buzz Out Loud.
Today's Molly rant was that the iPhone sucks because she couldn't slide the slider or press the letter P.
by Ikcor October 20, 2007

A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
by David Mullaney October 21, 2007

Person1: Hey Tara, how are you today?
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.
Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.
Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
by ihatetaramore May 2, 2013
