robot feet

Ketamine users get "robot feet" when they've squirted so much up their ass that they can no longer tell which way is up. They agonize over every step they take and very slowly perambulate, almost as if their legs were robots under remote control. To sober witnesses this behavior is hilarious. See ketapillar.

I got such bad robot feet it took me forty five minutes to walk all the way upstairs. By that time I was almost sober.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

robot drunk

the level of intoxication at which an individual can only beep and grunt.

Jason and Alison had too many vodkas last night, and they both ended up robot drunk.

by Rusanova September 13, 2010

Robot Chicken

A 12 minute long show on Cartoon Network created by Seth Green. Many of the longer skits use 80s/early 90s pop culture icons such as GI Joe, Transformers, Thunder Cats, Smurfs, Voltron, etc... action figures, dolls, or claymation to act out the skits as well as even further past or current pop culture characters.

The skits can last anywhere from a few seconds to the majority of an episode with the shorter skits consisting of absolute random hilarity, ex: an alien pulling down a farmers pants then flying away, a gorilla sniffing his nose after putting it near his butt, a robot dry humping his dryer, etc...

Robot Chicken is best viewed when high as a kite.

by cyanide_chewing_gum October 29, 2005

Robot Piss

Oil

Oil is Robot Piss

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Robot House

A mock frat house that aims to screw the rules, piss-off deans, and defy the laws of originality at every turn.

Robot House is not an organization, it is a state of mind - aimed at taking back the freedom and fun from every dictator without a sense of humour.

"Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Every time a human corpse is desecrated—"
"-uh, I can explain that-"
"That's enough out of you! From this day forth, Robot House is on dodeca-tuple secret probation!"

by RuleNo2 June 10, 2008

Robot chicken dream

When your dream goes in and out of random skits that last a few seconds and are full of random hilarity,sex,odd things,and you have no control over what happens.

man I had a robot chicken dream last night first I was at home with Megan fox then I was in Mexico getting attacked by a swarm of cockroaches with sombreros

by FluffypimpDaddy October 9, 2010

robot fucker

A “Robot Fucker” is a term (mostly) used in the Transformers fandom as someone who is sexually attracted and or aroused by the idea of a Cybertronian/Transformer having sexual intercourse with a human. This can mean that the person likes to look, watch, and or read anything thay can be considered to be a porn-like material involving Transformers. This material does not always has to have human and Cybertronian relationship in it.

“Hey bro! Last night I found a whole bunch of Robot Fuckers on Tumblr!”

by YourLocalRatDentist February 19, 2020