Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Take it, take it, take it all, baby
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right-hand girl, oh
Take it, take it, take it all, baby
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right hand girl
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right-hand girl, oh
Take it, take it, take it all, baby
Get it, get it, yeah, we can worry later
Bend it, break it, on your worst behavior
Don't need nobody but your right hand girl
A: who gonna be there when the tears come running? who gonna be there when there ain't no fun, and who gonna love you through the thick and the thin?
B: *speechless*
A: ah-ha, your right hand girl
B: *speechless*
A: ah-ha, your right hand girl
by loona_ July 19, 2025

aright wing Republican patriotic nut, but one still not far right enough for alt-rad right groups such as the KKK
as a Republican leaning Jew, the most towards the radical right I can go politically is to be a right-handed flamethrower; further than that , not only do I personally not want to go there, but I won't be welcomed by the KKK
by Sexydimma November 22, 2016

The best hand to use. It has more power, speed, and accuracy. You can use it for anything mostly. It can kill too.
by DunkonhisassTevin January 14, 2022

Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.
She is my Right Hand Lady
by Bhediya November 2, 2020

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
