by melanieeeee May 17, 2018
Get the hell off right handmug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
Get the right-handed laundry line holdermug. An obsequious (suck up) loud mouthed assistant, who serves no observable purpose other than to vociferously agree with and support whatever idea the boss has come up with.
"That Bob is Mister Big's right hand mouth."
Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:
Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.
Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.
TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
Keep in mind this is all in good humor, and I have provided "equal time" for both parties:
Democrats: Condy is the president's right hand mouth.
Republicans: Bill is Hillary's right hand mouth.
TV Version: Dwight ("The Office") is Michael's right hand mouth.
by John X. Tampa April 21, 2008
Get the Right Hand Mouthmug. The best hand to use. It has more power, speed, and accuracy. You can use it for anything mostly. It can kill too.
by DunkonhisassTevin January 14, 2022
Get the Right handmug. Right Hand Lady is another word for Right Hand Woman. They are an assistant that helps their boss with certain tasks.
She is my Right Hand Lady
by Bhediya November 2, 2020
Get the Right Hand Ladymug. Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.
by TimmyAndKongGotAids May 28, 2019
Get the Nemo's right handmug.