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Laurence Rickard

Laurence Rickard is an actor and writer, best known for his work in the CBBC series Horrible Histories. Not only does he write a number of the sketches, but he has moved from 'background colour' to main actor during the development of the show. Possibly his most loved character is Bob Hale. His Twitter account is known for containing daily pearls of wisdom (or gems of lunacy). Rickard has also appeared in the comedy series Balls of Steel and has written extensively for comedy shows over the years. He has a loyal following of obsessive/dedicated fans known as Rickardians.
"Did you see Laurence Rickard as the Egyptian dentist last night? Yum!"

"Bob Hale report on Renaissance - awesome."
by larryrules November 9, 2012
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raging richard

Derived from the term “Raging Boner”. The “Raging Richard” describes a specific sequence of events leading to a visible boner ‘raging’ underneath a male individual’s shorts. The ‘Richard’ in question will likely achieve legendary status among his peers for successfully completing this sequence.

Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.

5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).

8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.
Yooo that chick was so fine. Her boyfriend was totally staring at Kyle’s Raging Richard!
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Suck My Richard

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.
This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.
by ae7 August 5, 2010
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Emily Bett Rickards

Hey wouldn't you like to get Emily Bett Rickards in bed?
by Bobzbeats August 2, 2016
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Ricardoism

Ricardoism Ricardoism is a religion that started when RicardoThe Ricardoism God entered this world. Many people worship Ricardo as a result and it is now classed as a religion.
I was converted to Ricardoism.
by MidnightGamer4X March 31, 2020
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Devious Richard

The act among male friends of pressing a boner into another man's ass crack either for pleasure or as a joke.
Last night Ringo did a devious richard on hamlet, hamlet was so surprised he fell down.
by thethinkerof21s March 15, 2009
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dirty Ricardo

A glorious man of great power that pleases every women with one touch to the anus. Rumors have it if he stares at another womens breasts they will instantly organism to the extreme, leaving great amounts of fluid on the floor she stands upon.
"dirty ricardo sure did change my life yesterday."
by Dirty pussy claimer April 28, 2020
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