system requirements

A set of words letting you know if you have to pay lots of money in the near future.

Doug: What's system requirements on that thing?
Bob: I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer, for this.... what's your name again?
Doug: Doug.
Bob: *KABOOM*
Doug: I hate it when that happens.

by NESMonster February 2, 2004

breadth requirements

When colleges require students, who may be spending tens of thousands of dollars per year on tuition, to take courses outside their majors in order that they become "well-rounded". Wonderful if your last name is Rockefeller. Hard to justify if your poor mother is scrubbing floors to put you through college.

Breadth requirements are things such as Physics majors being required to take classes in Medieval Literature, or Art majors being required to take Calculus.

by College Grad July 30, 2011

liberal education requirement

A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.

College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"

College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."

College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."

by T. Tom December 18, 2007

system requirements

The minimum level of hardware and software that must be present before a piece of hardware or software will work properly.

Halo PC

Windows 98SE or higher
733MHZ Processor
1.2 GB Hard Drive space
32MB Videocard
8x CD-ROM
Sound Card
Speakers

by Primal February 6, 2004

Presidential IQ requirement

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.

Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019

Crewing Requirements

Means your flight isnt going to be leaving in the near future. Chances are the airline crew for your flight arent even in the same city, and wont be untill well after your flight was supposed to land. Usually announced after a "late inbound aircraft" delay and before "engineering requirements" cancellation.

Delta Flight 1182 has been further delayed due to "Crewing Requirements"

by flyingspikes April 30, 2009

pretirement

1.the period of time between graduating college and the beginning of your career

1."enjoy your pretirement while it lasts because its the only break you'll get until retirement"

by laundromatt00 September 10, 2009