relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

A romantic relationship is like a car.

by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 24, 2018

relationship escalator

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

by Enuja August 26, 2013

queerplatonic relationship

A platonic relationship exceeding traditional ideas of friendship. Queerplatonic partners may love eachother the way others love their boyfriend or girlfriend but they do not experience sexual or romantic attraction to eachother.

Bro1: hey are Ted and Suzie going out? They're always hanging out together
Bro2: nah
Bro1: oh so they're just friends then?
Bro2: nah, they're more than that they said they're in a 'queerplatonic relationship' - they have serious friend-love,bro!

by Rex Aceheart March 23, 2014

Relataboo

When you and someone you know love or like the same person (i.e a celebrity)

Girl: Channing Tatum is so effing hot, I wanna have his babies.
Other girl: Same, girl! I love him too! So relataboo.

by netflixxlove February 17, 2015

Internet Relationship

A relationship consisting of two people on the internet who have never met in real life. Not to be confused with Long Distance Relationship

Judgmental loser: Wow you're in an internet relationship? You must not be capable of getting a real girlfriend!
Boy in internet relationship: I love Jenny and we plan to meet up and make it a long distance relationship soon. I simply choose Jenny over all the other sluts in my city.

by CrustiRulez April 28, 2014

relatiabreak

To go on a break and become 'just friends' with your significant other but both agree that neither partner in the relationship will date, hook up, or do anything with anyone else. This is usually to attempt to revitalize a relationship without dating other people.

Hey, is Tom still dating Jenny?

No, they're 'just friends' right now.

I might ask him on a date.

Na, he's on a relatiabreak, he's not single

by tdot112 May 27, 2008