beer queer

n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual

Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

Two Beer Queer

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

by Evbrez January 19, 2007

2 beer queer

A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers

"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"

by yeahnah24 March 23, 2017

Beer queer

Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.

Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!

Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005

One Beer Queer

A person who gets drunk off one beer, therefore making themselves look like a queer.

Clarence:"Hey Devin are you drunk all ready?"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"
Jim:"Yea he is, he's a one beer queer!"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"

by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

two beer queer

One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.

Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.

by RediOrNot May 15, 2005

2 beer queer

A man who after a few beers comes in touch with his gay side

Stephen is a 2 beer Queer

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006