Queening

All Canadian citizens can call 1-800-OCANADA and order 5 portraits of the queen, they are entitled to this. Queening is the next step after getting a girl in bed. Once you have that bitch wrapped around your finger, you get her to call up the hotline, order up the queens and when they arrive you have her give them to you; taking what's entitled to her. Then you leave her, for good. It's an emotional forgery that was created for the sole purpose of getting these pictures.

Can be used in past tense as "queened"
e.g. "I totally queened that girl I met on new years."

"Yo, are you still dating that one girl?"
"Dating, no I was just queening that bitch"
"Awe, fuck yeah"
"Yeah bro, got the portraits and now I have her majesty looking over me in the bedroom AND the bathroom"
"Word"

by jacwa123 January 14, 2014

Queening

Advancing upon a female adversary and resting ones cock and balls upon their head in a tiara fashion.
The final touch is considered victory sauce which is obtained after ejaculation.

Hey man you busy?

Kind of, I'm busy queening Abbey

by DreCon February 22, 2010

queening

The act of being a drama queen. Male or female.

We are in the hotel but Bobby Cross is being such a drama queen. Let's go back to my room. There's no queening down there. Stop queening.

by Cookeville February 23, 2011

queering

To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)

Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.

by J Dogg June 27, 2003

Queening

A choice act when a male /female produces a genatal spray or guss over ones partners head in a circular motion

would you like to queen me

by mandolin April 6, 2004

Queening

When you or someone is being to damn beautiful, slaying, and controlling life living like a goddamn queen of the entire universe.

Alesia : Hey girl!

Kalani : OML YOUR QUEENING TODAY!! STOP I CANT TAKE IT!
Alesia : Wdym YOUR the one QUEENING today!!!

by NadineLT January 28, 2017

queering

Forcible anal sex given to a man, usually by a group of 4-5 men, not for the purposes of enjoying the experience, but to teach the victim a lesson or punish him.

If Jerry passes out at your house again, lets give him a good queering.

If you touch one more of my french fries, I'll give you a queering so hard you'll be limping for weeks.

by Toad July 27, 2004