queef 

an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

queef by Light Joker September 1, 2007

queef 

a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical

Rob : Whats that smell? You fart?

Krystal : Nah i queefed.

Rob : O, well whats that smell.

Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.

queef by Spoimez June 26, 2009

queef 

An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.

The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads

queef by cornwallisfritter January 6, 2010

queef 

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

queef by Chris March 1, 2005

queef 

queefing is a fart that comes out of your vagina it can happen during sex , but if you know how to queef then you can do it whenever. Only people with true talent can queef because you have to be able to use that muscle wants you can feel that muscle you just suck it and push out. It can be fun if you are good at it. There are 3 diferent kinds of queefing they are called oldschool which is the regular queef there are more complicated queefs called ripple and diharra. Dont do it while having your peroid because blood will go everywhere.

I just spent 10 hours queefing and it was really fun.

queef by kashakalaka yaqueefa February 8, 2007

Queef 

a vaginal fart from air getting sucked inside the vagina, and then being released makes the sound of a wet anal fart, but doent smell(usually, unless the girl is dirty).

joanie can queef on command!

Queef by lemon pye January 5, 2003

queef 

An older person with age-inappropriate, or anachronistic musical taste.

60 years olds that listen to happy hardcore. Chloe's Mum's boyfriend is Queef. He's down the social club, listening to Scandalous 2.

queef by gingeryeti December 13, 2010