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half quarter

Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.

Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
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quarter life crisis

A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).
When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.
by elle_gee January 22, 2011
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Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.
Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!
by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013
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Quarter to Gladys

An alternative to say 10:45 AM in New South Wales, Australia.

The term became popular because Gladys Berejiklian, the Premier for NSW, would appear on television statewide to give updates about the Covid-19 pandemic at 11:00 AM everyday. It’s became a necessity for the people in NSW to watch Gladys on TV because of this.
A: Yo, what’s the time cuz?
B: It’s quarter to Gladys, how many new cases for today you reckon?
by ariapranata August 17, 2021
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Gay Quarters

When two or more guys lather themselves in baby oil and get into a bed in a dark room and scatter quarters throughout the sheets and roll around and wrestle with eachother while trying to collect the most quarters. Whoever collects the most gets to keep all the quarters!
Dude I was smashed last night at that party, I think I even ended up playing gay quarters with the wrestling team!
by D.H. Beckingham January 20, 2012
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marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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quarterpiece

noun.
A woman who has the "5 B's": Brains, Beauty, Body and a Big Booty. In contrast, a dime definitely has the beauty and body but not necessarily the Brains or the Big Booty.
Gabrielle Union and Jennifer Lopez would be examples of QuarterPieces.

Jessica Alba is close. (she needs a little more on the backside)
by D, Kinder June 21, 2005
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