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Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.
Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -
by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011
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Piedmont

Its a small city right in the middle of Oakland. Many people dont like it because we have a reputation for being snobby, stuck up, racist, spoiled and materialistic. For a couple people at our school, this is true...but what school doesnt have these people?
Piedmont is really pretty and a nice town. Most people either hate it or love it. We have a deep sense of community, but some people can be all bad.
At a soccer game:
A: Get outta my way stuck up piecmont bitch.
P: What? im not stuck up. What is your problem?
PIEDMONT WINS! yeyeah
by C07 July 4, 2005
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PIED

Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction. Mainly affecting virgins, when they finally get a chance to have sex, they can't get it up due to having watched too much porn and can only get hard when they watch porn
I took a girl home last night finally but my pathetic existence of watching porn has left me with PIED
by diabeatu November 11, 2014
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pied

short form of "pie-eyed" to be stoned or intoxicated.
"man this bong has me totally pied, pass the visine"
by Vancity604 January 6, 2008
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pieday

Having pussy all day, getting laid all day, having sex all day.
Gay Slang:/= pieday
Origins:
Ok so this suckass emo pop punk band asked to be friends off myspace there was a reply sent to them, a letter telling them " I think your music is horrible" stuff like that and they replied back haha this is funny ok her it is "Hey dude. That's cool. We appreciate not all bands can be as cool/gay. And really, our name is not "dumber anything" cause you're clearly the most dumbass thing about. Have a nice pieday.
by Exstazjian September 19, 2008
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pied

Derivative of the word cowpie, a polite way to say, "shit"
Ex. "OMG, when the plane lost altitude I about pied."

Ex. "She about pied all over herself when the Publisher's Clearinghouse Van rolled up."
by Ms. Donut January 18, 2010
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Pied

Girl 1: -Shhhhhhh- The teacher is teaching!!
Boy 1: Damn girl thats a lot of spit
Girl 1: What?!?!
Boy 2: Damn.. You just got pied
by SmexxiRawrr May 4, 2010
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