Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

One-putter-Putt

When king Swish putts on the green one time and the golf ball rolls into the cup. Hence One-Putter-Putt

If king Swish keeps on One-Putter-Putting the golf ball then he will win by double digits.

by King Swish da Golfer January 3, 2024

putter outter

A person who tells you your putting them out!

My friend is an extreme putter outter, I can't do anything without him acting as though i put him out.

by 3X & Psycho Lapacuz February 6, 2025

auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

by Penis287372 October 10, 2019

pounding the putter

A term for masturbation

Are you sure you haven’t been Pounding The Putter son?

by Putterpounder69 January 29, 2020

sniffing the putter

(v.) to snort a line of cocaine off someone’s penis

Yeah dude last night was crazy, she was sniffing the putter before we even hit the club.

by jakroks January 15, 2022

Putter-inner

Verb form of putter meaning to put in

"I'm the animatronic putter-inner"

by Charles P. Howard December 21, 2023