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pussy whipped

The Act of choosing to go out with your Girlfriend Instead of partying with your closest Friends
Martin "is tom coming over?"
Kahl "nah he's going to his gf's instead"
Martin "damn shes got him pussy whipped" (bull whip SFX "crack")
by Incredible Martin December 28, 2005
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pussy whipped

When the guy's gf has control over him because he is lost like a little puppy thinking about her. Not always a bad thing but thought to be very often. He is owned!
Chang's Dad sees him on the phone talking to his gf and says to him "boy your're pussy whipped!"
by Twanger May 17, 2007
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pussy whipped

A guy with his head up his ass who thinks his girlfriend/wife is concerned about his well-being. He thinks being nice to her is respected and appreciated. She knows she has him by the balls and has the rest of his life planned for him. She humiliates him in front of his friends and he stays with her. He is totally brainwashed. In the advanced stages, he isn't even getting laid anymore yet continues to wait on her hand and foot and obey her every command. That is when she dumps him for Mr. Abuse who she crawls on the floor begging for acceptance from even though he sleeps around on her and treats her like shit.
Joe: "Hey Sam! Want to go to the game with us on Saturday?"

Sam: "Would love to but don't think I can make it. Have to clean the house, do grocery shopping, cook dinner, mow the lawn, fix the car, do the laundry, take the Mrs. shopping for shoes and handbags, pay the credit card bills that have $30,000 balances on them now, go to her mother's house for her third cousin's niece's sister's birthday party who I never met and don't know, dredge the Panama Canal, and 100 other things on her 'To Do' list."

Joe: "Ok. See you when you get your pussy whipped head out of your ass."
by Blake Farnsworth III September 30, 2009
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Pussy-Whipped

Disease in which a male will do anything to get a lick.
Wow you quit drinking for her? Pussy-Whipped piece of shit!!!
by Bengay19 November 22, 2011
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pussy whipped

Pussy Whipped.... Well It Is When A Man Listens To A Women and Does What They Say.

Now A Days That Is Very Rare And Most Men R To Lazy to do Anything Unless U Offer Them Sex.
Pussy Whipped

Women: Hunni Could U Get Me A Drink

Man: I Cant Be Arsed You Can Get It and Do Me One to

Women: Plz i'll Give U Sex Tonite

Man: I'll Get It *Runs to Kitchen*
by Scenekid1991 December 20, 2008
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pussy-whipped

The state in which a male is totally and utterly owned by his female companion. He lives in constant fear of her, despite being 300 times stronger and tougher than her and being the sole reason that bitch has food to eat and a roof over her ungrateful head. Such a pitiful man has to "check-in" every 4 minutes to make sure his woman is "okay" with him being away from her. A total disgrace to all mankind, deserves to be sent to a concentrations camp. Will follow his woman all over the planet "just because" (lacks testicles)
"Thank god i'm not pussy-whipped! I know how to make my bitch come correct!"
by i see your ass January 30, 2003
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pussy whipped

kid who doesn't want anything to do, besides see his girlfriend every fucking day
cj c
pussy whipped, never hangs with friends, fails school, doenst eat when girlfriend is mad at him
by acorn dick February 27, 2008
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