puck slut

a girl who fucks / hooks up with only hockey players.

or a girl who fucks a whole hockey team

by kaylaaaaaaa February 24, 2005

piss puck

A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.

The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.

by Stink McFisticuffs January 22, 2008

A gay male that only takes it in the ass for hockey players. Loves goalies and pucks/sticks in his ass. Yells goooooooal when he nuts.

Wow, can't wait for that little power puck to come over after the Flyers game!

by TomHockey0069 April 7, 2017

n. A person who lacks any and all social skills/common sense/reason for existence

Person 1 - Hey guys guess what! I just saw something green!
Person 2 - Shut your stupid ass up cunt puck.

by thebestpirateever January 27, 2006

by c read September 18, 2007

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 May 12, 2018

A puck fuck is a chick who only fucks hockey players.

Dude-Man that chick is sucha puck fuck
Dude 2- Ya, mabey we should play hockey

by puckfuck June 17, 2005