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psychologic

The act of stuffing someone into a small, closterphobic space until they are to weak to fight back. Afterward you pull them out when the time is right only to humiliate them by cumming on there face. Usually followed by a curtious Uber ride home
First I got a psychologic...... next thing I know I’m in a damn accord........
by Themaxx64 July 25, 2018
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Psychological

A way for a pussy to convince himself/herself that nothing is real unless they describe it as real. A pretentious person's version of positive thoughts.
That didn't happen, it wasn't real, violence is all psychological, if the person doing the damage is the one pretending everything is psychological.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
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Psychological fuckening

When you're so fucked up on psychedelics that the only thing that can come out of you is 'uururrrreheheh'
Holy shit, I just experienced a psychological fuckening.
by Sexy time 420 February 4, 2020
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psychologize

"Damn, bruh, she tried to reverse psychologize me, but she doesn't know I'm a master manipulator and gaslighter."
by Moonz930 March 14, 2022
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Psychological Auto Pilot

a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:

because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...

Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"

"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"

You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
by good attention July 22, 2013
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psychological

Pronunciation: ˌsī-kə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
Function: adjective

1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.

2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.
1) The only (psycho)logical conclusion he could come to was to stalk the hot sorority girl around campus.

2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.
by rastronauts May 25, 2010
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Psycholologist

1. A psychologist who has no idea what s/he's doing that you just can't help laughing at.
2. A psychologist so desperate to diagnose a person with something (even if they have nothing mentally wrong with them) that the person goes home laughing.
3. A psychologist you're happy to see, even if they are a quack, simply for the comedy of it.
Jane doe 1: Where did you say Clair was going today?
Jane doe 2: To her phsycholologist.
Jane doe 1: .. Erm, don't you mean 'psychologist'?
Jane doe 2: Nope, I mean psycholologist. The guys a total quack, she only goes for comedic purposes.
by OmgWttLOLXD January 25, 2011
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