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psychic nutpunch

The ability to punch someone in the groin with mental energy. Usually reserved for the biggest rat-fuck cunt in a group.
As soon as Milt walked through the door, I dropped him to the floor with a psychic nutpunch.
by TedKord1 January 17, 2009
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Psychic Empathy

Psychic Empathy Being able to experiance other peoples feelings, thoughts, and fears as their own, without the other individual showing any actions to support the ideas. Some may even feel like they are being mind invaded by these people who have a gift of psychic empathy. Such people would be labled as mediums, indigo, starseed, rainbow children, or fortune tellers.
I do not like going into large crowds due to my psychic empathy being so strong.
by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016
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psychiepoo

the best person ever. she is loving, kind, caring, supportive, forgiving, understanding, funny, kind of a criddo, and overall amazing. twitch.tv/psychiepoo
"yay psychiepoo is streaming!"
"psychiepoo is awesome!"
by not12345 May 23, 2021
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Psychwinder

A person, idea or ethos (interchangeable) that has tapped into a higher level of understanding about seemingly "everyday things" that previously appeared one dimensional and now seems revolutionary and insightful in their simplicity. Such people/things are often behind political upheavals, revolutions and wars. Speaking their truth into a world that was, until that point, blissfully unaware but now compelled to act for the betterment of humanity. A psychwinder is a "truth missile" that is undeniable by its nature. You can deploy chaff or flares but nothing will be able to deviate a psychwinder from its intended destiny once its enlightenment has been formed. Psychwinders, in human form are often noticed sitting atop mountain summits, as is stereotypical of the Guru but will often pass through urban areas unknown to the masses. Only those who are well practiced in martial arts, hypnosis and advanced breathing techniques may notice their presence in the form of a "tingling of the senses". If one ever places its hand on your shoulder and speaks wisdom in your ear, be sure your life has just irrevocably changed and your next actions will anything but self-serving.
Old lady next door: "And how is young Billy these days, still enjoying those video games he loves so much?"
Mother of Billy: "Actually he had an encounter with a Psychwinder and is now a freedom fighter in far Western China".

Old Lady next door: "Oh....Oh my!".
by Psychwinder January 14, 2022
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dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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pre-millennial psychic expectancy

A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.

The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.

This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.

Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"

Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012
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psychic catfight

When two girls have a fight, without actually speaking to each other, usually through expressions, speaking to a third person or glaring at each other when no one is looking.
Did you see the glances exchanged between Ari and Daena over Leo? What a Psychic Catfight!
by TZer0 November 23, 2015
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