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royal palmer

A type of handjob, performed either solo or by another party, in which the shaft is gripped by one hand while the other hand vigorously rubs its palm over the tip or "crown" of the penis in a circular motion.
After a rough day, Ron decided to treat himself with a Royal Palmer.
by Loose Foose February 10, 2014
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palmyra area high school

The shitiest place in Pennsylvania. A school where you'll get black mold poisoning from the matinence staff refusing to fix the pipes and leaving gaping holes in the ceiling that expose students to the toxic air from the attic. Enjoy food poisoning from the cafeteria and some of the saltiest employees you'll ever meet. Have a healthy snack such as the cheapest whole grain knock off cheetos from the vending machine and hope the lil broken ass bitch doesn't take your dollar. Stay fresh PHS.
Palmyra area high school... AKA HELL.
by Jesusisdaddy April 19, 2017
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Palm Treeing

The act of swaying back and forth because you are too high to stop moving.
Giacomo was so high he was Palm Treeing but felt to good to stop
by B_rich21 December 11, 2015
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palm islands

Man-made islands in the Persian Gulf located right off of Dubai. There are three different chains of the Palms: Jebel Ali, Jumeirah, and Deira. When completed, they will house luxury hotels, beacfront houses, and water parks. Deira is the largest of the chains. Upon completion, they will be the only man-made structure visible from space, besides the Great Wall of China.
By the year 2015, space toruism will be a reality. I will give those people a bon voyage and remind them to look for the Palm Islands off of Dubai.
by W.C.'s own July 1, 2006
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palmyra area high school

Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!

Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.
by R-cubed March 31, 2015
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Walter Palmer

A piece of shit that murders animals for no other reason than fun. he also a dentist, nobody likes those scary fucks.
1. news: a man called Walter Palmer hired someone to kill a famous lion for 50, 000$
Lions: What a piece of fuck, i would fucking rip him apart.
by bluesofthedead August 13, 2015
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Palm M&M's

The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.
Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)

Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.

(As Rick starts to open his hand)

Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
by pringleballs January 13, 2012
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