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A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like
Chef, what's a prostitute?
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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Prostitute

Someone who will love you, no matter who you are or what you look like.
Sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

That's not why you pay a prostitute, no you don't pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards.

That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
by dark289 April 14, 2009
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hug prostitute

A prostitute who rather than selling sex and things like that, sells hugs.

Depending on how good the hug prostitute is at providing their service, you may have to pay rather a lot for a good hugging session.

Some hug prostitutes run special offers where they come up to you in the street and ask if you'd like a one-off free hug.

One of the only forms of legal prostitution is hug prostitution.

If you don't pay a hug prostitute after you are satisfied hug-wise, they attack you.
Hug prostitute: I'll spoon you for the night but it'll cost you £100.
by Zelda199 February 19, 2007
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Protestitute

A person who earns money by selling their services as a protester, regardless of the cause which the purchasing party is fighting for.
He was little more than a voice for hire, a soulless protestitute with no ideals of his own.
by Steff W December 9, 2008
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prostitute

A slut who is opportunistic, and realizes that he/she can make money off of their hobby.
"I lost my virginity to a prostitute, I wish it hadn't been my mom though."
by BurnzyBurns June 7, 2007
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prostitute

someone who has sex for any type of payment, usually money, job placement or just sex. can be male or female. see also hooker. often gets looked down upon by stuck up bitches who think prostitutes have no self worth
miranda: ugh look at her she's such a filthy prostitute i bet she's all stretched out
stacy: thats impossible miranda the pussy cant be physically stretched. also stfu, sex workers deserve respect theyre humans too
miranda: your right stacy i'll be kinder from now on
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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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