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Proctorville

A small town in southern Ohio that consists solely of a Kroger, McDonald's, and a Wendy's. The town is so small that citizens of Huntington WV (the town across the river) do not know where that huge bridge in their town goes. They just know there is a bridge.
When referring to said place, it is often easier to reference nearby landmarks such as Marshall University. It's not the same town, nor the same state but it's 5 miles away so people get the idea.

Also known as:
Proctor-Vegas
P-Ville
Butt-Ville
"So are you from Ohio?"
"Yeah I am from Proctorville."
"Where?"
"Ughh... you know that movie 'We Are Marshall'?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm from there."
"Oooohhh ok."
by Proctorvillian March 3, 2009
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Pristontale

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
Pristontale killed my inner child.
by deius October 12, 2005
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proctodynia

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.
by Tracker August 3, 2007
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Preston Noel

Drop dead amazing guy hilarious and good with people. Loves basketball and the Lord and hanging with friends.
Girl 1- Do you know Preston Noel?

Girl 2- Yes isn't he just perfect?

Girl 1- YES!!
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presto ting

A fast beeping noise that indicates a pig's sexual preference.
"Dude, what's up with your presto ting?"
"Uhhh, idk, man, I swear I'm straight!"
by Felicia the Archangel December 12, 2014
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preston h

Preston H is the name given to men who are emo. like, very fucking emo…
“yo Preston H is so emo!!”
right
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Preston

An amazing guy who has the best eyes and is a great kisser ;) he doesn't fall in love often but when he does he would do anything for that person. He's a keeper and knows how to cheer people up when their down. Overall a great guy
Preston's just amazing
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