prostitot

A small child who dresses like a prostitute in clothing, make-up or other things. Also a random insult to confuse stupid people.

"That little prostitot's shirt is smaller than some of my bathingsuits."

"Did you see Ally's shirt? She is such a prostitot."

"My computer is a prostitot."

by Bey April 20, 2003

prostitute

One who accepts money for a sexual act. There are many classes of prostitutes. There are streetwalkers, then massage parlors, then escorts, then call girls. Only about 20% of "working girls" are streetwalkers, although they make up 80% of arrests and 100% of news coverage. Prostitution is not all streetwalkers, it's also the girl next door to you who does it because she chooses to do so. It is a growing trend among young women as they begin to see that they have been mislead about the profession by the sensationalist media. See authors Belle de Jour, Madame Meretrix, and the Scarlet Harlot.

I'm an escort who earns $300 an hour; men who can afford that are rarely creeps, lowlifes, or degenerates.

by Mistress Liz February 28, 2005

prostitot

a preteen girl who dresses like a prostitute in skanky clothes.

"Damn, look at that 6th grader. She looks like a prostitot."

by razorblade_cherry August 30, 2005

Lower Slobbovian Prostitute

Lower Slobbovia is a that country with that accent that nobody can quite understand.. kind of like Borat, but a little Russian in it, and a little Scottish maybe. it is located near neither Finland nor Croatia.
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.

Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:

1.
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"

3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

by lwer.slobov.pros. January 9, 2011

Prostitots

One who is under the age of 15 (usually female) who acts, looks, and dresses like a prostitute.

All the girls at the party on Friday were prostitots.

by Newtown the Clown August 30, 2010

political prostitute

A political prostitute is being defined as a person who is bearing more than one political parties membership card.

He or she may belong to a ruling party and maybe giving a policy office, but as soon as that party lose election, he quickly denounce his membership and joins a new elected party into office.
Such is term as political prostitute or where.

A political prostitute is being defined as eg sarpong belongs to NDC party today 2016 because it is the party in government.

Come November 7 elections, NPP wins the election and sarpong turn from NDC and join NPP.

by Samuel sarpong August 29, 2016

prostitot

1. a young girl, usually between the ages 12 and 15, who dresses in revealing, tight, and age-innapropriate clothing primarily to recieve attention from older men ( most likely boys between the ages of 16 and 19).

2. a girl younger than 18 who has sex for money or drugs.

3. a girl who, like def 1., is younger than 15 and willingly participates in sexual activities with older boys because she thinks it is cool. these girls are sometimes even the instigatores or shameless flirting with previously uninterested boys because they need the attention.

prostitots under each definition most likely have a father who didnt love them enough when they were toddlers.

def 1-
boy1: did you see bryans little sister today? she looked HOTT in those tyte ass white jeans.
boy2: dude, shes fucking 13.
boy1: so, she doesnt look like it.
boy2: yea, i see imprisonment for statutory rape in your near future.
boy1: hey, its not illegal to look.
boy2: whatever, its not like she would doing anything with you anyway. she just a 13 year old tease... fucking prostitot.

def 2-
dude1: jeez, how old is she? *points to girl sucking dick in corner*
dude2: i dunno. cant be more then 16... isnt that the dealer you bought from a while back?
dude1: yea... ill bet shes turnin tricks.
dude2: can you say prostitot?
dude1: ... yea, i can. why?

by ghettostarchild July 24, 2007