professor

Usually an arrogant person who hates America

Joe: Hey Professor I have a question for you.

Professor: ok

Joe: Are you a communist or a socialist?

by hayden29 May 15, 2011

Professorial

Someone who approaches hot real life issues in an analytical, absorbed, and abstract manner.

Don´t come to me with your Psychology 101 bullshit!... This is a real-life-issue. Your only son just came out of the closet. Get a grip and stop being so professorial.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.

Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...

by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011

Professor

Professor is a term of respect given to pinao players in New Orleans. Originally, the term might have been bestowed ironically on the piano players playing in brothels, but has more general and nonironic use nowadays to refer to any type of soloist musician.

Tip the professor at least a five before you go. Doing this is good form, Dawlin'.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 18, 2009

The Professor

Riding a chick doggystyle wearing nothing but loafers and reading glasses. While upon ejaculation, yell out "that's an A+" and smack her ass with a yardstick.

Turtle: "I cannot wait to get that fenix back to the schoolhouse and show her the professor"

Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"

by SallyBagsMcGee November 17, 2011

Professor Dickscrape

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.

"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

professorial chic

1. A men's style of dress that strikes a balance between casual and dressy and is decidedly classic, understated and non-trendy. It usually includes some combination of the following:

- a tweed, houndstooth or camelhair jacket; a long raincoat worn over one of the former
- a chunky wool sweater, preferably made in the british isles
- a wool turtleneck
- plaid slacks, corduroy pants, jeans

- dress shoes or boots

Can be complimented by glasses and/or a restrained jewfro. One does not need to be a professor to embrace this style, and it is usually more effective in garnering compliments if worn by someone who is not a professor. The look is an homage to Donald Sutherland's style in many of his 70s film roles including Klute and Don't Look Back.

WOMAN: "With so many little beard-boys here tonight, it sure is nice to see a gentleman in professorial chic. Maybe sometime you can teach me a lesson..."

MAN: "Later, at my place."

by Waddy Wendell January 16, 2014