Piss in one's pocket

Australian slang.

Pissing in a person's pocket means to insincerely attempt to convince a person that you're doing them a favour, when you actually have only your own interests (generally either making a profit or ingratiating oneself) at heart.

i.e. You are pissing in a person's pocket, and trying to convince them that you're doing them a favour by warming their pocket. But realisticly all you're doing is soaking their pants in urine.

"That salesman was a complete dickhead. Constantly pissing in my pocket, trying to tell me how much I needed (insert product here)."

by Dave_3141592 November 14, 2004

pocket-friendly

If sth is pocket-friendly, it's not really expensive or rather cheap.

I think it's about time we started offering some new pocket-friendly solutions for our customers..

by meyapar February 21, 2009

Pocket Macarena

The act of patting down every pocket to ensure you've got all essentials with you before departing to your destination.

"Wait, do I have my keys? Let me do the Pocket Macarena just in case."

by rockSOX01 September 1, 2013

Clowns Pocket

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.

The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.

by Toosh April 9, 2008

Prison Pocket

The place on one's person (anus) where you would smuggle items in and out of prison...

my baby's mama was able to sneak me 4 packs of smokes and a connect 4 game pass the gaurds by using her ample sized prison pocket

by jmgiggity September 21, 2011

Pocket watching

As used by migos and other trap stars pocket watching is when somebody else is worried about your funds

them: "peep her red bottoms, I wonder how much she make".
Me:"why you pocket watching?"

by WhoDatBe🔌 July 19, 2017

pocket sock

A single sock kept in your pocket for emergencies.

Dog ate your sock? Pocket sock!
Can't find an oven mitt? Pocket sock!
Too many M&M's to carry in one hand? Pocket sock!
Forget Gus's birthday gift? Pocket sock!

by Tater tot hotdish February 20, 2017