Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.

Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.

by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009

probulation

A combination of the words "probability" and "calculation." It is therefore a calculation of the probability of an event. High-profile scientists and forensic detectives use this word all the time in that it increases their verbal efficiency by approximately 3.5%. It can also be used in the verb form (probulate)

What is the probulation that Arash did it in the library with the candlestick?

I will probulate the outcome.

by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

prelationship

The stage between casual flirting and a full blow relationship. Both people are obviously interested in each other.

Yeah, I saw her again at the party last night. I think our prelationship is really flourishing.

Little did I know, she was already in a happy prelationship.

by Teem Schmikk April 5, 2011

Brobation

When a friend does something so idiotic that you have to question your friendship....not end it, necesarily, but set some time aside to question your bromance.

Ravi: Andy why the EEFFFF you bring all these douchebags to hang out with us?

Andy: What are you talking about they are all cool guys

Ravi: No there are not...they are borderline cunts...if you keep bringing them around, I'm going to have to put you on brobation!

by TheRR June 10, 2009

probationary relationship

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner

she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her

by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008

Mexican Promotion

An increase in responsibility or workload without an increase in pay.

I was excited when the boss promoted me to busboy, but when I discovered I would still make $9.92 an hour, I realized it was a mexican promotion."

by pandaKrusher November 12, 2010

promotion

An increase in pay, title, and responsibility for an employee within a company that should be based on his hard work - but occasionally is based on nepotism, office politics, or sycophantic behavior while on the job.

No one seemed surprised by Joey's promotion at work, as he is the boss' son.

by Loxi July 22, 2009