Profiling

Weaving back and forth across all lanes of the road, often when taking part in a sideshow.

When I'm profiling, y'all bes' get out the way cuz I own the lanes, I own this street.

by Scram May 3, 2008

Facial Profiling

Assuming another's race or nationality based on their facial hair alone.

Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.

by jockomahoney September 1, 2012

Extra Recticular Probing

or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.

Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!

by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006

probing

Opposed to the primitive and brutal trolling, probing is the martial arts of intellectual deconstruction of forum and chatroom activities, dominating in three categories:<br>1. Keeping a thread or discussion active as long as possible<br>2. Demonstrating opponents lack of intelligence through the use of irony, parody, sarcasm, information and wit<br>3. Making the whole thing entertaining to read for friends.
When a probing session (that can take up to several weeks) is over, the page or conversation may be mirrored and published on a website for further public enjoyment.

1. "I have been probing philosophyforum.com for three days. I think a solution for the world hunger problem is now in reach."
2. "In case you are probing us, I must tell you that your scrotum is yet rather tiny. May the battle begin."

by paniq February 23, 2005

racial profiling

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bullshit we r the hate and the evil u gave us! Did u know a coloured person is 10 times more likely 2 be searched by a policeman. --- so why do u think they have the most recorded crimes. White mans world! they can control everything that goes down!

brotha 1: why is there point in racial profiling, we r all human and should be classed not by our colour, skin dont mean nothin, its about how warm your heart is.
brotha 2: They have given us 2 much hate I think we should be violent and blow up in their face. There is no such thing as a non violent revolution
brotha 1: what do u mean they. We all brothas
brotha 2 :We different, in Amerikkka we get treted different so we should act different and bust back to society!

by waqar May 15, 2004

Prowling Cougar

Prowling Cougar: One that likes to eat their own victim alive. Prowling Cougar attacks from the back and jumps all over you. Theres no stopping them once they've spotted you.

Man that Sarah Willis is one hot prowling cougar.

I'd like that prowling cougar to jump my bones.

by mclovingatl January 17, 2011

Alien Probing

To be poked by an alien, and then tested.

"When she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned Alien Probing in it."

by ••Makayla•• October 12, 2014