john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.

this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper

by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018

High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock

One who is bi-winning and comes from a grand wizard master.

"Dude, you know my buddy Scott? He is a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock."

by mjgriffin August 23, 2011

Judas Priest

The greatest heavy metal band of all time, even if their longtime lead singer Rob Halford is queer. He can still belt out a tune better than anyone!

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

Priceyda

She is my best friend! She is so nice and amazing, I ship Priceyda with Kai, they are such a good couple! Priceyda is Amazing.
Special.
Beautiful.
Affectionate.
Dependable.
Compassionate.
Patient. and Kai is...... scary but whatever they look amazing together!

You see, that beautiful 6th grader and soon to be 7th grader is Priceyda and with her.. is Kai awww they are holding hands

by Kai and Priceyda should kiss June 1, 2022

Bribing the Priest

1.-the act of masturbation for a male.

"yo man I caught Monty bribing the priest the other day...fuckin gross"

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

priest

A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.

by Louis P. July 31, 2006