perverted fantasy wingman

The person who no matter what you're thinking, they're either thinking it or will understand if you "go there". It does not matter how crazy, dirty, whacky, obtuse, or just flat out weird the thought... you know them well enough to know that they're not going to think you belong in an institution if you say it. It's not mutually exclusive to men or women. It's possible to be a man and have a woman that's you wingman and visa versa.

It took a little while to figure it out, but I realized Steve is my perverted fantasy wingman. He often says outloud the perverted things I'm thinking but I'm embarrassed to say.

by RIMBoy March 26, 2007

aftersplash prevention

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.

Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.

by MR123 October 5, 2006

prevenge

An act of revenge committed with a priori knowledge of the act to be revenged.

In "Full Metal Jacket", Private Pyle deserved his "blanket party", as it was an act of prevenge for his later killing of Gny. Sgt. Hartman.

by Nostrildamus November 13, 2007

PreHeated Oven

Having your woman eat lots of hot or spicy food with the intentions of anal intercourse later in the evening. A woman can tell when she is prepped and ready by the warmth of her flatulence instead of the odor.

Dave noticed Sally force down two ghost peppers, he was excited to feel the warmth of her PreHeated Oven later tonight.

by BraHn September 1, 2013

prevenient

Coming before.

The prevenient horse always wins.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is basically all of September! If you say it’s no simp September your a fucking dumbass.

If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..

Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.

Person 1: Dude I’m so tired of this.. I’m probably gonna let go.

Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.

by blanket.png September 2, 2021

pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.

Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"

by Smaaaash July 7, 2016