Rough Patch

When something bad happens for a long to little period of time

This week has been a rough patch

“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”

by cowsss July 9, 2018

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 2, 2015

pratheek

Sexy,Handsome, beautiful, funny.Pratheek is a flurt, has good family frendly jokes. He is a person who doesn't lose.Pratheek is someone who is very good and nice guy.did I mention pratheek is beautiful and sexy?. He is the mostest most person of the world

You just can't have pratheek,he is too much for you.

by Waytomuch November 27, 2021

lady patch

the one and a half inch area of skin between a female's vagina and asshole.

A guy has a grundle, a woman has a lady patch.

by Paiger G. December 16, 2008

Vagi Patch

A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely outnumbered by hot women. The female equivalent of a Sausage Factory

"Marcus and Paul had plenty of hot chicks to pick from in that bar, they were the only two guys in there. That place was a total Vagi Patch."

by TwoWeeks December 21, 2008

Burrows Patch

Triangle of hair on the lower back of a man

My boyfriend needs to manscap his Burrows patch.

by Cezanne 57 January 20, 2019

cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.

'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."

by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009