Royal Poutine

A Burger King poutine made with onion rings instead of french fries

This Angry Royal Poutine is the best thing I've ever eaten... ever.

by Dr Fraiser Crane December 17, 2011

Porkin' Poutine

A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.

Meredith devoured a large portion of porkin' poutine at the pot luck last night.

by Dave Priamo October 28, 2008

asian poutine

see bukkake.

"Britney came over last night and we gave her an asian poutine."

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

Dirty Poutine

It's when you nut into a girl and dip french fries into her pussy and eat them with your cum on them.

Oh dude, did you do the dirty poutine with that girl last night eh?

by Wannabe_Canadian97 July 14, 2017

German Poutine

Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.

Have a German Poutine Skiziks

by 99 Prob May 27, 2004

French Canadian Poutine

The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese

Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)

Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit

by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 23, 2020