cervix pounding

When a guy is fucking a girl so deep that it pounds the cervix.

He gave me the worst cervix pounding of my life. I couldn't walk for ten days.

by princesschristine January 16, 2012

Pounding the Pope

slang for masturbate

He was caught pounding the pope

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Pounding Down

Sexual intercourse. Usually the vigorous, loud and sweaty type.

We were pounding down on the back seat when a cop walked up.

I was pounding down on her booty when her dad walked in on us.

She likes pounding down on the shower so our water bill is always high.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Bubwar Ponting

this is something cool people get involved in.

it involves:

-cool people ( 3+, so make it a crowd)

-one night a week
-food
the people involved in this will often come together and celebrate being good friends, if your not involved in a club like this, make one!

"Hey mum, i'm off to Bubwar Ponting! see you in a few!"

"I'm off to the bubwa club, hide me some raisins"

by Isabee January 2, 2010

Chotch Pounding

The act of having extremely rough vaginal intercourse.

Kayleigh- "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

Chelsea- "She must of had a severe chotch pounding."

by ChellyBellyBrynn June 15, 2010

Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.

"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."

by Graffen November 9, 2011