PodTard

Agreed, PopTard

you are sooo cool bro, Agreed

PodTard

by PodTard, Agree May 13, 2021

Prottard

One who is a Protestant

I can see the gathering of prottards at the local mega church ready to take the Bible out of context.

by SassyNoodle April 9, 2024

poatard

An Alex Pereira fan who does nothing but dickride him, more often than not a casual fan

Poatard: bro, Pereira's would beat Jon Jones, chama!
Normal fan: you're the biggest poatard I've met

by Xqacad April 24, 2024

poptard

An idiotic dad (pops), who behaves like a retard.

Daniel: Sorry I wasn't replying yesterday... My pops smashed my phone, cuz of my stupid homework.

Greg: Sheesh dude. What a freaking poptard he is!

by igyene June 10, 2024

Poptarded

A term to describe someone fat and retarded.
Noun: Poptard

Timmy: Paul is such a fucking poptarded idiot.
Paul: Hey I'm not fat! I'm big boned!
Timmy: see!?

by Areallyqwertyman March 22, 2025

Poptard

A retard who eats Poptarts excessively.

Hey look, Cleo's eating Poptarts again! What a Poptard.

by Starfighter8299 December 10, 2025