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Michigan Pothole

When your customer and/or employer (both typically in Michigan) collect lots of information about you and outsource scamming you to Indian call centers, local police, and the judiciary system. Typically executed over the holidays, the after math tends to drag on till the next half of the year.
Dude 1 (typically a recipient of the scam steals): Bro, how was your Christmas vacation this year? I went to Hawaii, Mexico , Arizona and Maui! I celebrated christmas with my family - I had great dinners - I had bacon and steak and cake! it was awesome!

Dude 2: It sucked man, I got stuck in a Michigan Pothole... I even peed myself in my pants on the street before I could get out...
Dude 1: ohhhh duuuuuude.... shiiiiiiit..... reallyyyyyyy??? ooooh thats toooo baaaad.... you should've gone to Hawaii, Mexico, Arizona and Maui !
by ud_i2 June 2, 2018
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Louisiana Pothole

Did she just give you a “Louisiana Pothole”?
by BigDaddyTank57 December 8, 2018
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ocean pothole

A hole in the sand that fills with sea water and random, aquatic creatures at high tide.
Laura got white girl wasted while chilling in an ocean pothole and sipping on an Old E 40 ounce.
by Texas Twinkie February 3, 2022
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pothole

I have always thought that if you have a memory - you should also have a forgetery. Maybe that's what the pothole is - the forgetery.

As I get older, I keep losing words. It's like my internal dictionary is broken. Mid-sentence I will stumble and stutter and hope someone can fill in my blanks. For three full years I lost the word for potholes. Even when people told me I quickly forgot. I'd say, "You know those dents in the concrete, where the street sags."

When I told a friend about what happened, he started using the word "pothole" to explain whenever someone is at a loss for words. He says, "Musta dropped it in the pothole."
As I get older I lose my words to the pothole.
by stillonline January 3, 2010
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Muddy Pothole

The muddy pothole is an advanced sensual move for fecal-feliacs.

Step 1: Take a dump in your lover's belly button.
Step 2: Repeatedly thump your dick on the filled belly button.
Step 3: Enjoy the splash.

This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
Bernard was ready to take their sex life to the next level, and gently requested that Gwen lie down and try the muddy pothole.
by BunzAndWeenies.com October 13, 2011
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pathos

Source of the word "pathetic." An almost predetermined likelihood that events will play out in a certain way. Resistance is futile (pathetic)... the 'stupidity' of trying to change things that are obviously going to go in a certain direction.
Manfred was overcome by the pathos in Hamlet.

Jimmy saw the oil all over the road right in front of his car, so he stomped on the brakes and turned the wheel to avoid the concrete wall on the other side. How pathetic.
by Anonymus Bosch September 4, 2008
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Potrosho

Noun
-Proper

1. A soulless degenerate without a single care in the world; commonly found in niche discord servers. Typically feeds on a dish named Sopa Negra (see poison control) and in absense, rarely rice & ketchup (see www.fbi.gov/tips if you see ANYBODY eating this.)

Adjective
-Derogatory

2. What you may say to someone who seems alien to you, or simply a description of ones absence of brainpower.

Verb
-Future

3. A form of threat.
1. Potrosho has been surveying the fridge for ingredients to make his witchly "sopa negra" concoction.

2. You have been acting like potrosho, no offense.

3. Potrosho.
by Jackofsometrades May 24, 2021
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