Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL

Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing

by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"

"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"

by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018

Portable Charger

A way of expressing sleeping pills in Gen Z. Usually used on TikTok or other social media to avoid being banned

“My portable charger is dead (I have run out of pills), let’s use portable chargers (let’s take sleeping pills).”

by Languageexpert69 March 29, 2023

portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

Portable

Anything with a handle regardless of it's size.

I don't care how big it is, if it has a handle, it's portable, case closed.

by 36368876 August 2, 2022

Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021