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Portable vagina

A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
Omgsh this portable vagina feels just like the real thing
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
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portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.
"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von
by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
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portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism

Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
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Portable Warcrime

When yourself or someone near you farts, causing the entire room to be evacuated, and air fresheners are ineffective.
Everyone please leave the premises, as we have to defuse the 'portable warcrime' from this area.
by Litchk June 14, 2025
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portable fence

Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.
Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
by ChameleonDragon September 11, 2021
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Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'
by Crackotage September 26, 2006
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