A portable vagina is sexual toy that guys play with when they don’t have a girlfriend :-() -> HA LOL
by Logang_pauler_TACOGANGSTER-BOY February 2, 2018
Get the Portable vaginamug. by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024
Get the portable womanmug. Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021
Get the portable, handheld, life-ending mechanismmug. When yourself or someone near you farts, causing the entire room to be evacuated, and air fresheners are ineffective.
by Litchk June 14, 2025
Get the Portable Warcrimemug. Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.
Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
by ChameleonDragon September 11, 2021
Get the portable fencemug. The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.
See; The best fucking thing ever.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.
See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'
'What the fuck? You poser.'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'
'What the fuck? You poser.'
by Crackotage September 26, 2006
Get the Portable Hammug. *Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*
*Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025
Get the *Muahs*A Portable Safe To Keep Medicine In ANd Leave The Portable Safe At A Location You Are Employed *Mwuahs*mug.