porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015

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Pornhub

Awesome Porn site, much like that of Redtube, but 1000x better.

Redtube? pfft.
Pornhub, bitch!

by Jon Wuh August 19, 2008

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pornhead

Noun - A term usually applied to one who looks at an excessive amount of internet porn.

George, stop looking at porn you fucking pornhead!

by Mutari January 2, 2007

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Back Porch Light

The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.

Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.

by Glenegade March 3, 2011

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Front Porch Step

Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.

"Did you here about Johnny sexting that 14 year old?"
"Dude he's totally front porch steppin' it"

by Luca94 January 7, 2015

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Pornhub Session

When you get really horny, to the point where you find yourself scrolling through many videos on pornhub, some being stuff you're not even into, and end up with over 30 tabs opened

I told Tom I would end NNN with a nice Pornhub Session.

by Austin Calibre November 17, 2019

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