Pornographic Memory

The ability to name, recognize, remember and/or recall every porno movie, picture, pornstar and moneyshot that you've ever laid eyes upon. (The greater the volume, the greater the commendation.)
See: Moneyshot

Sir Spanks-a-lot confidently deleted the recently downloaded Young-Dum and Full of Cum.mpg #5c, starring Aurora Snow, as his pornographic memory informed him that it was already stored on his computer's hard drive; cluster#: 43,600; sector# 165; Size: 133,455,000 bytes, et al.

by Jackie Treehorn March 7, 2004

porno blitz

Submitting someone's email address to no less than a dozen porn email spammers.

By any chance, did either of you guys porno blitz my home e-mail account? I have been receiving about 20 porno e-mails everyday.

by alberr December 21, 2007

pornocratic

1.) A corrupt democracy often focusing on phallic desires and instant gratification of those desires. Emphasis on physical needs and attributes over morals, ethics, and education.

2.) Choosing political candidate's based solely on their superior physical attributes over another candidate with lesser attributes.

1.) The fall of Rome was due to their corrupt, decadent, and pornocratic society.

2.) Dave: "Dude, I totally voted for the hot chick for class president - did you get a look at that rack?"

John: "I voted for the candidate that was going to create fund-raisers to promote more athletic programs. Dave, your vote for a pornocratic school government will do nothing for us students."

Dave: "Yeah that's prolly true, but did you see that rack?!?"

by Rob-S July 1, 2008

Porgeous

When a lady/gentleman is fat but also attractive

Travis: "Wasn't Kirsty Alley hot in Cheers?"

Bob: "Not as hot as Ted Danson but yes she was"

Travis: "Very true Bob. She was gorgeous back then but with the added weight she's probably more porgeous now"

by The HeartBreak Kid September 20, 2012

porno volume

When you live in an apartment the volume you play porno at so your neighbors won't hear your tv.

Last night I had to set my iPad to porno volume so the hot chick in the next apartment didn't hear.

by El MATTO del MORTE December 9, 2013

pornographer

can mean one of a number of things :

a) photographer of professional porn stars

b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models

d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.

have you ever seen a pornographer definition a)? I mean it would probably be Seth Cohen

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

by Gold barz July 26, 2016