Poot

Referencing being "high" on marijuana, being sad all the time, and doing abosoulty nothing everyday.

The bean was very poot

by Poot Bean July 3, 2019

Poot

Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.

Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.

by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020

Poot

The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.

Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.

by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022

Poot

Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.

Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?

by definebird December 2, 2017

Poot

A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.

Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "

Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.

by Poot queen November 8, 2019

Poot

Present participle: Pooting, often dropping the 'g' as pootin' (not to be confused with the homophone Putin, the prime minister of Russia).

After the main course of refried beans, they was (sic) pootin' up a storm.

by TaxicabDriver October 31, 2015

poot

a poo coloured suit..

hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE

all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT

by jenny nimmo September 18, 2005