Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

Poonapping

v. This is for when you're in the middle of a long shift, you can't stay awake, and you're in between breaks. You go to the restroom to take a dump, and while you're there you fall asleep on the toilet for a 20 minute power nap. You then walk out of the restroom refreshed and relieved, and nobody can write you up for sleeping on the job.

Zac: I can't keep my eyes open.

Drew: Could you drop a deuce?

Zac: Yeah, I could poop...

Drew: You should take a poonap.

~poonapping

by mtfrkl March 11, 2015

PoonTang Clan

A popular rap group led by frontman Ol' Dirty Beaver.

I just bought the new album by the PoonTang Clan! Ol' Dirty Beaver is an awesome rapper!

by redblade77 April 11, 2008

poonany pie

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

poonano

The vagina of a dwarf.

I went to the circus to scope out the poonano...

by pgg February 25, 2009

Poonag

According to T9 cellphone dictionaries, it is the correct spelling of "smooch".

"I am going to give my girlfriend a big poonag"

by Herpaderp September 20, 2009

pontaffism

In a story, any line of dialogue or plot development intended to be humorous or dramatic that instead has a negative impact because it exhibits some or all of the following characteristics:

1) It is awkwardly phrased, excessively wordy and/or repetitive
2) It creates glaring plot holes and derails established characterization
3) It is highly self-indulgent and/or self-congratulatory, drawing attention to itself instead of fitting smoothly into the narrative

Pontaffisms differ from instances of narm in that narmy things are unintentionally amusing whereas pontaffisms are unintentionally painful, obnoxious and/or rage-inducing.

The games Sonic Colors and Sonic Lost World are filled with pontaffisms, such as "Baldy McNosehair", "Did somebody order an extra-large clobbering with everything?" and "The only thing that's getting conquered is your face!" These make the cutscenes almost unbearable for many people.

by Concerned Writer #37,524 October 20, 2013